10. Quickly shopping at Forever 21 without experiencing a mild epileptic fit.
9. Showering without getting your hair wet.
8. Going to the Keg sober.
7. Going to Flattop and then Andy's for a light dessert.
6. Taking NyQuil to go to sleep and then not experiencing a very real exorcism/ the second coming of Jesus when you have to wake up at 8 a.m. for Journalism 201-1.
5. Actually working during the day, instead of Googling "Mischa Barton fat" for 6 hours.
4. Pulling off trendy hats and no one questioning your sexuality.
3. Going to Chipotle without Grace.
2. Going to a work-out dance fusion class and not ending the experience with self conscious tears.
1. At - home bikini wax.
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