Current State of the Union

That's right, it's time to get all Massie Block up in this bitch. Gonna go put on some Glossip Girl to bring out the amber flecks in my brown eyes.

In
Under Armour
KIND Fruit and Nut Bars
Bobb McCulloch
Snapchat
Mustard's Last Stand for lunch
Hair Spray
Russian Lit 
Internet Cat Video Festival


Out
Adidas
Nutella and bread
Swanky downtown apartments 
Sexting
Ralph Lauren for lunch
Edge Tamer
Journalism in any form
Watching cat videos alone